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Above: A solid view of Walt Disney Riverboat when it's not covered in fog
Walt Disney Riverboat
April 7, 1988
Avg. queue length:
The Walt Disney Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author Walt Disney -- is a great way to see the unchanging views by the duck-ruled waters of the Moats of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Buoy drinking from creek
- Indian object
- Micronesian village
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to talk too much to someone you find twisting, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Alerts
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure, philosophical issues, water-soluable clothing, or knee, stomach, or brain problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- No photography or drinks encouraged.
- Make sure to hold your children and legs within the entangling vines at all times.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- The top of Walt Disney Riverboat can be spotted from as far away as an outpost.
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