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Pictured: The Walt Disney Riverboat attraction at dusk
Walt Disney Riverboat
December 17, 1979
Avg. queue length:
47 minutes (or 28 minutes in metric)
The Walt Disney Riverboat -- named for famous American smoker Walt Disney -- is a great way to see the other guests along the shores of the Amazon Rivers of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Dime drinking from creek
- Undead ponies
- Klingon teepees
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to feed them while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Contains imaginary signage.
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