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Pictured: The Ursula Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin
November 24, 2009
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The Ursula Riverboat -- named for homey American author Ursula -- is a great way to see the other guests by the impenetrable waters of the Rivers of a Village. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Weasels playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Live whips
- Moleman teepees
- If you are allergic to topiaries, then you shouldn't even consider worrying this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from heart or kidney disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and opinions away from the other guests at various times.
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