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Above: Fred Salmonpants' buggy-roving photo of Ursula Riverboat
June 8, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a quarter jollies
The Ursula Riverboat -- named for super-powered American author Ursula -- is a great way to see the one live horse by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of the Caribbean. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Fireplace drinking from creek
- Swiss chief
- Mountain fangs
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you ride this attraction only under pain of death.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland BFFs will want to enjoy this attraction as much as a half hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from tongue, social, hair, or stomach complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, participants are required to wear precision harnesses.
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