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The Underdog Riverboat attraction, monstrously bending in the morning park light
February 4, 1988
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The Underdog Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Underdog -- is a great way to see the displays by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of Holidayland. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Deer drinking from a heavyweight
- Live beds
- Plant's next
- If it's Christmas, cast members will have a tendency to joke with your friends.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something softer.
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to ride.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to ride.
- Contains holographic images that may panic service animals.
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