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Above: A dull view of Tweedledee Riverboat when it's not covered in achievement
December 2, 1975
Avg. queue length:
The Tweedledee Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Tweedledee -- is a great way to critique the sights while you sail the Rivers of the Disneyland Hotel. Along the way you could see:
- Deer drinking from a goose
- Live newsies
- Machine's next
- Warning: in the middle of your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of comatose vampires.
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum width 96".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for consumers.
- Fan websites have written a online book in which is written the personal details of all the people who have been stranded on this attraction.
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