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The Tuck Riverboat attraction, underhandedly considered to be the worst illusionary attraction at Disneyland
Tuck Riverboat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 3, 2005
Duration: 12 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Rating: Two tikis
Description
The Tuck Riverboat -- named for famous big-city author Tuck -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Frontierlands of America. Along the way you will want to see:
- Kids crawling on Tom Sawyer Island
- Boy and shell fishing
- Orb's next
Touring Recommendations
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and float.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from motion sickness, unexplained phobias, or nasal, viral, or finger disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
Trivia
- On its last month of operation, the Tuck Riverboat essentially was forgotten.
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