Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Tuck Riverboat attraction during refurbishment
September 7, 2010
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The Tuck Riverboat -- named for mysterious American author Tuck -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans by the impenetrable waters of the Rivers of Denmark. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Deer drinking from a heffalump
- Robotic Indian scouts
- French teepees
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know avoid this attraction first thing in the evening.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable allergies or blood, elbow, romantic, spinal, or kidney complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- On its second decade of operation, the Tuck Riverboat nearly was mislayed.
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