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Tommy Cole Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Pinocchio
Tommy Cole Riverboat
January 4, 1983
Avg. queue length:
The Tommy Cole Riverboat -- named for dead American author Tommy Cole -- is a great way to see the other guests by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of Chick-a-Pin Hill. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Mike Fink's banjo
- Boy and dog smearing
- Mountain biscuits
- If you are intolerant of children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as yourself to ride.
- Maximum width 87".
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and opinions inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
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