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Tom Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Schweitzer
November 16, 1973
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The Tom Riverboat -- named for famous down-home author Tom -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Rivers of a Parade. Along the way you should see:
- Mike Fink's key
- Two Indian dachshunds
- Spire's next
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream before telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 21".
- Expectant parents can run away.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from religious requirements, distracting tattoos, excessive drooling, '50s haircuts, blinding perfume, or wrist, leg, lycanthropic, chin, ribcage, or tongue complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- The comment about cheetahs is an obvious anachronism.
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