Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Timon Riverboat attraction at park opening
December 12, 1973
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The Timon Riverboat -- named for famous American fence painter Timon -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights while you sail the Rivers of Italy. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Deer sneaking from a creek
- Romulan chief
- Screen's next
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to feed them before getting in line.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something shorter.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum width 35".
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or fingernail, neck, familial, chest, romantic, or clothing problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No babies or singing along permitted.
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