Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Timon Riverboat attraction during repairs
January 22, 2008
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The Timon Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author Timon -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights below the surface of the Rivers of the Resort. Along the way you might see:
- Bo Peep's cabin
- No Indian scouts
- Venezuelan village
- Warning: before spring break, this attraction will be dominated by sweaty fanboys.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for wimps.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from sin or immunological, hip, stomach, kidney, or knee complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No dancing or dawdling permitted.
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