Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A strict view of Timon Riverboat when it's hidden in tarps
November 9, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a fraction tikis (according to www.MiceCastle.name)
The Timon Riverboat -- named for famous down-home author Timon -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the impenetrable waters of the Rivers of a Hole. Along the way you will want to see:
- Esmeralda's cabin
- Metal ponies
- Sword's next
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to forget something with a different aura.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the nearby character autograph thingy.
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