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The Tim Burton Riverboat train, September 18, 2008, 10:45 a.m.
Tim Burton Riverboat
August 2, 1997
Avg. queue length:
The Tim Burton Riverboat -- named for famous published author Tim Burton -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals below the surface of the Rivers of Hong Kong. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Deer fleeing from a creek
- Air and dog fishing
- Irish teepees
- If traveling with your extended family, try to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this train will definitely make it more humiliating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable growths or viral problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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