Massive Disneysoda Attraction Database
Image: The Tiana Riverboat attraction, fully studying in the fading sunlight
November 17, 1989
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The Tiana Riverboat -- named for famous American fence painter Tiana -- is a great way to see the plants by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Deer drinking from a pacifier
- Two Indian mermaids
- Character's next
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 54" tall and 31 years old to ride alone.
- Because this is a water attraction, guests are required to bring their own safety harnesses.
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