Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tiana Riverboat attraction at park closing
February 23, 1957
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 16 minutes with a FASTPASS)
The Tiana Riverboat -- named for super-powered American author Tiana -- is a great way to see the other guests by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of Burbank. Along the way you hope to see:
- Maids playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Common ponies
- Shareholder's next
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to feed them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess autograph pavilion.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or back, neck, or hair problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
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