Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Tiana Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its massive anniversary
April 4, 1981
Avg. queue length:
The Tiana Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Tiana -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Rivers of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Mickey Rooney's cabin
- Two Atlantian scouts
- Atlantian teepees
- If traveling with a school group, try to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, low blood pressure, unexplained growths, or cardiac, attention-span, familial, fingernail, chin, or liver disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's burgeoning queue.
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