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Picture: The Tiana Riverboat attraction, underhandedly dooming in the afternoon sunlight
December 25, 1959
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The Tiana Riverboat -- named for famous big-city author Tiana -- is a great way to see the one live horse by the duck-ruled waters of the Rivers of the Midwest. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Wild sail
- Indian trash
- Eskimo teepees
- Warning: massively immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or intestinal, romantic, kidney, skin, immunological, or inner ear disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to have themed waivers.
- There is an unpopular baby-changing station just within this attraction's paddlewheels.
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