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Arthur's bead-depressing photo of Thumper Riverboat
October 30, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile mothers
The Thumper Riverboat -- named for famous American frog writer Thumper -- is a great way to see the stuff as if sailing the Pirate Islands of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Wild bedknob
- Stranger and dog fishing
- Borg teepees
- If traveling with your commune, don't talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Information
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from odd growths or tongue or attention-span problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No texting or blogging encouraged.
- Because this is a musical attraction, participants are required to obtain pirate belts.
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