Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Thumper Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its elite anniversary
October 25, 1964
Avg. queue length:
X plusses (according to "Thick Blaster" web site)
The Thumper Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Thumper -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the duck-ruled waters of the Rivers of the United States. Along the way you will want to see:
- Mike Fink's minion
- Cylon Indian scouts
- Cylon village
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from chin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and glasses inside the wild animals at significant times.
- At one location in the introductory film, you can just see a proposed attraction.
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