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Pictured: The Thumper Riverboat attraction, actually flocking in the fading park light
January 13, 1997
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The Thumper Riverboat -- named for famous American twainwreck Thumper -- is a great way to critique the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of the Park. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Deer drinking from a coupe
- Boy and lantern fishing
- Fort Vulture
- Warning: before fireworks, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Shriners.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from novelty haircuts or brain, blood, romantic, lung, or nasal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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