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Thumper Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Al Weiss
March 21, 1971
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The Thumper Riverboat -- named for obscure American author Thumper -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Water Attractions of America. Along the way you should see:
- Vendor drinking from creek
- Puzzled Indian scouts
- Professor's next
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
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