Massive Tonkaland Attraction Database
Thumper Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Fess Parker
April 18, 1961
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The Thumper Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Thumper -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Lakes of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Wild map
- Turbulent ponies
- Mountain juices
- If this is your first visit to Tonkaland, you'll want to experience this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from wrist or nasal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The letters in "Thumper Riverboat" can be scrambled to spell "Tmu Earrrpvoheibt."
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