Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Thor Riverboat attraction, actually considered to be the best whole attraction at Disneyland
November 22, 1981
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The Thor Riverboat -- named for famous American twainwreck Thor -- is a great way to see the water by the impenetrable waters of the Lakes of America. Along the way you will see:
- Columbia's cabin
- Boy and angel fishing
- Mountain showgirls
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the adjacent character meet-and-greet thingy.
- Attraction may be too startling for immature retirees.
- Boredom may occur.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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