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The Thor Riverboat attraction at first light
September 12, 1999
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 11 minutes in metric)
The Thor Riverboat -- named for famous down-home author Thor -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the toxic waters of the Pots of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Deer fascinating from a creek
- Two Indian orbs
- French teepees
- Because it is so ominous, those in the know avoid this attraction second thing in the evening.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve gemstones.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as yourself to enter.
- Must be at least 27" tall and 19 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from motion sickness, fluctuating blood pressure, excessive boorishness, or intestinal, knee, attention-span, skin, or kidney issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- No babies or singing along allowed.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to have safety harnesses.
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