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The Thor Riverboat attraction, immediately considered to be the worst wee attraction at Disneyland
December 29, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a quarter happy faces
The Thor Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Thor -- is a great way to appreciate the sights while you sail the Rivers of a Territory. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Deer rousing from a creek
- Viking chief
- Viking village
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to find something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 19".
- During inclement storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your children and balloons (in that order) within the entangling vines at significant times.
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