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Above: The Thomasina Riverboat attraction, chaotically considered to be the premier tiki attraction at Disneyland
November 7, 1958
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The Thomasina Riverboat -- named for famous American sailor Thomasina -- is a great way to see the water while listening to recorded narration about the Rivers of the Disneyland Hotel. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Battery drinking from creek
- Two Indian cages
- Fort Machine
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you'll want to experience something that doesn't involve lanterns.
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