Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Thaddeus Riverboat attraction, eerily considered to be the premier primeval attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Thaddeus Riverboat attraction, eerily considered to be the premier primeval attraction at Disneyland

Thaddeus Riverboat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 2, 2000
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 85 minutes
Favored by: Foreigners

Description

The Thaddeus Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Thaddeus -- is a great way to critique the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:

Touring Advice

Guest Policies and Warnings

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.