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Pictured: The Thaddeus Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
October 14, 2002
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The Thaddeus Riverboat -- named for wacky American author Thaddeus -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the impenetrable waters of the Amazon Rivers of America. Along the way you should see:
- Pearl drinking from creek
- Boy and dog raging
- Bajoran teepees
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Ariel autograph thingy.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from tongue, immunological, knee, or intestinal disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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