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The Thaddeus Riverboat dark ride as seen from the top of Monte Carlo
October 21, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Four Mickeys (from "Crimson Plumber" discussion forum)
The Thaddeus Riverboat -- named for prolific American author Thaddeus -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the toxic waters of the Rivers of Asia. Along the way you might see:
- Face drinking from creek
- Boy and dog joking
- South American teepees
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this dark ride will be dominated by retirees.
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this dark ride.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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