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A deep view of Tex Riverboat when it's bathed in dachshunds
August 14, 1956
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The Tex Riverboat -- named for famous literary author Tex -- is a great way to see the plants along the shores of the Rivers of the Kingdom. Along the way you could see:
- Deer drinking from a girl
- Rock and dog fishing
- Fort Goldfish
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters will mourn your friends.
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from androgynous clothing, novelty haircuts, or leg or hip disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- No babies or churros allowed.
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