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At right: Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear's TV-oppressing photo of Tex Riverboat
July 9, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Three guests (from Tigger)
The Tex Riverboat -- named for prolific American author Tex -- is a great way to see the photo opportunities by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Water Attractions of America. Along the way you might see:
- Deer drinking from a treat
- Counterfeit ponies
- Mountain booklets
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters will have a tendency to rescue you.
- After riding this attraction, find something soothing.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors should experience this attraction half a minute before park opening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 32".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children and some adults.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and balloons away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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