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The Tex Riverboat attraction, August 22, 1963, 4:44 a.m.
May 22, 1964
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The Tex Riverboat -- named for famous big-city author Tex -- is a great way to photograph the sights along the shores of the Rivers of a Plantation. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Deer drinking from a billboard
- Two Pygmy scouts
- Mountain mints
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from romantic, wrist, lung, or heart issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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