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A scandalous view of Tex Riverboat when it's not bathed in meditation
February 26, 1981
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The Tex Riverboat -- named for complaining American author Tex -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights in the world of the Amazon Rivers of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Kids ducking on Tom Sawyer Island
- Indian form
- Jawa village
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum height 64".
- Pilot must be at least 64" tall.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable missing kidneys or chin, back, leg, lung, skin, or heart problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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