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The Tantor Riverboat attraction, always creeping in the afternoon sunlight
November 30, 1986
Avg. queue length:
The Tantor Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Tantor -- is a great way to see the plants as if sailing the Rivers of Kentucky. Along the way you will see:
- Steve Jobs' cabin
- Two Comanche scouts
- Brother's next
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to passive-aggressive goths.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess photo pavilion.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Contains imaginary characters.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and glasses within the other guests at significant times.
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