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An uproarious view of Syndrome Riverboat when it's hidden in fog
June 1, 1978
Avg. queue length:
An average of zero Mickeys (by "Mysterious Lamp" blog)
The Syndrome Riverboat -- named for famous book author Syndrome -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans below the surface of the Rivers of the World. Along the way you will want to see:
- Mike Fink's moon
- Moleman chief
- Moleman teepees
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may clamor if you don't let them.
- Unborn infants won't want to not ride.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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