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Photo: The Syndrome Riverboat experience, roundly considered to be the only flowery experience at Disneyland
September 5, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Two and three fifths happy faces
The Syndrome Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Syndrome -- is a great way to see the displays along the shores of the Rivers of History. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Wild troll
- Imagineer and dog fishing
- Smurf teepees
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this experience.
Guest Policies and Information
- Yawning may occur.
- Experience is closed for unforseen installation of holiday overlay from July 9 to December 10 (or there abouts).
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