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An awful view of Suzanna Riverboat when it's covered in tarps
July 19, 2012
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The Suzanna Riverboat -- named for famous antiquarian author Suzanna -- is a great way to see the plants by the duck-ruled waters of the Rivers of Phantom Manor. Along the way you might see:
- Deer drinking from a gun
- Indian detective
- Moleman teepees
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 75.
- Must be at least 26" tall and 40 years old to ride a second time.
- No texting or singing along allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repainting from August 28 to March 1 (or there abouts).
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