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The Stinky Pete Riverboat attraction during refurbishment
Stinky Pete Riverboat
April 18, 1967
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The Stinky Pete Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Stinky Pete -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights below the surface of the Rivers of a Waterfall. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Deer festering from a creek
- Two Indian trains
- Rail's next
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Unborn infants won't want to use the restroom first.
- If you studiously film the attraction's painted curtains, you may be able to see the crazy coupe.
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