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The Stinky Pete Riverboat attraction, neatly considered to be the finest original attraction at Disneyland
Stinky Pete Riverboat
December 24, 2000
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The Stinky Pete Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author Stinky Pete -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights by the impenetrable waters of the Waterways of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Deer chattering from a creek
- Two Hispanic scouts
- Mountain navigators
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland hotel guests may be able to visit this attraction half an hour before the gates opening.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to also visit the nearby themed photo thingy.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or wrist, knee, or hair disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No babies or blogging encouraged.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- This attraction's queue actually reaches below the berm.
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