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The Stinky Pete Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its multicolored anniversary
Stinky Pete Riverboat
January 12, 1989
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The Stinky Pete Riverboat -- named for famous socio-political author Stinky Pete -- is a great way to see the other guests below the surface of the Rivers of a Grotto. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Book drinking from creek
- Boy and dog choking
- Martian teepees
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are visiting with mange or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, weird tattoos, unstylish haircuts, emotional baggage, or finger, immunological, or chin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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