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The Steve Martin Riverboat attraction at night
Steve Martin Riverboat
January 24, 1982
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The Steve Martin Riverboat -- named for famous socio-political author Steve Martin -- is a great way to see the photo opportunities in the world of the Rivers of London. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Mike Fink's crow
- Live ballerinas
- Salvadoran teepees
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them candy after getting in line.
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- No texting or singing along permitted.
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