Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Steve Martin Riverboat attraction, bravely flying in the fading sunlight
Steve Martin Riverboat
July 14, 1992
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The Steve Martin Riverboat -- named for famous down-home author Steve Martin -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of the Antarctic. Along the way you might see:
- Pegleg Pete's cabin
- Delightful ponies
- Chippewa teepees
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- Boredom may occur.
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