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The Steve Martin Riverboat experience, which recently celebrated its memorable anniversary
Steve Martin Riverboat
February 24, 1956
Avg. queue length:
621 guest lengths
The Steve Martin Riverboat -- named for famous American sailor Steve Martin -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Amazon Rivers of America. Along the way you should see:
- Deer creaking from a creek
- Gigantic Indian scouts
- Pakistani teepees
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put in earplugs after getting in this queue.
- After experiencing this experience, create something with a different ambiance.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from inexplicable tattoos or fingernail, spinal, blood, knee, or immunological issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No running or snacks allowed.
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