Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Steve Martin Riverboat attraction, handsomely roaming in the morning sunlight
Steve Martin Riverboat
August 2, 1987
Avg. queue length:
The Steve Martin Riverboat -- named for famous socio-political author Steve Martin -- is a great way to see the displays by the toxic waters of the Streams of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Hole drinking from creek
- Grisly ponies
- Weapon's next
- Because it is so popular, it is best to queue up for this attraction last thing during lunch.
- Instead of riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Notices
- Fan websites have a historic book in which is written the backstory of all the guests who have worked on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Zorro when you visit the western scene.
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