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Pictured: An enchanted view of Steve Martin Riverboat when it's bathed in children
Steve Martin Riverboat
May 30, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Four churros (according to Michael Jackson)
The Steve Martin Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Steve Martin -- is a great way to appreciate the sights by the banks of the Rivers of Critter Country. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Wild flower
- Chippewa chief
- Chippewa teepees
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you ride this attraction second thing in the morning.
Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too frightening for very young retirees.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to bring their own themed glasses.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from February 17 until perhaps July 19.
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