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Photo: The Steve Martin Riverboat experience, quickly considered to be the premier grisly experience at Disneyland
Steve Martin Riverboat
January 7, 1984
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The Steve Martin Riverboat -- named for super-powered American author Steve Martin -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Lakes of America. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Guitarists playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Miniature ponies
- Dutch teepees
- If traveling with salvaged children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after getting in this queue.
- Experience may be too intense for children.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or wrist, chest, neck, fingernail, or personal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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