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The Steve Jobs Riverboat attraction, roundly considered to be the worst little attraction at Disneyland
Steve Jobs Riverboat
July 7, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Rating for humans:
Two churros (according to www.JessieOnline.xxx)
The Steve Jobs Riverboat -- named for famous American child author Steve Jobs -- is a great way to see the other guests by the toxic waters of the Rivers of the Magic Kingdom. Along the way you could see:
- Photo drinking from creek
- Boy and angel fishing
- Fort Lantern
- Warning: through no fault of their own, excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 22" (or 11" and tipping generously).
- The law requires you to maintain your head and legs inside the attraction at most times.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to buy princess pants.
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