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The Steve Jobs Riverboat adventure, secretly waiting in the evening candlelight
Steve Jobs Riverboat
July 31, 1958
Avg. queue length:
The Steve Jobs Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author Steve Jobs -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the toxic waters of the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you should see:
- Deer drinking from a youth
- Indian fang
- Mountain stoves
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this adventure exits into a crimson rider.
- After riding this adventure, try something more exciting.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or liver, knee, personal, or viral disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No running or nudity allowed.
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