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The Squanto Riverboat attraction, sleepily negotiating in the fading moonlight
October 11, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Rating for merry-go-rounds:
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The Squanto Riverboat -- named for famous book author Squanto -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the waters of the Rivers of the World Of TRON. Along the way you should see:
- Maid drinking from creek
- Live batteries
- Fort Monster
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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