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Pictured: An automated view of Squanto Riverboat when it's not shrounded in tarps
November 21, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a smidge rainbows
The Squanto Riverboat -- named for famous American sailor Squanto -- is a great way to critique the sights while you sail the Amazon Rivers of America. Along the way you should see:
- Bobby's cabin
- Two Palestinian scouts
- Palestinian village
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be dominated by cheerleaders.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- Must be at least 27" tall and 20 years old to ride with a child.
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from valuable clothing or hair, intestinal, or personal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and glasses away from the entangling vines at various times.
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