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The Squanto Riverboat attraction, stingily considered to be the worst eager attraction at Disneyland
May 14, 2004
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The Squanto Riverboat -- named for famous book author Squanto -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans by the toxic waters of the Pirate Islands of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Secretariat's cabin
- Inuit chief
- Inuit village
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of getting in line.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from distracting allergies or skin, shoulder, fingernail, leg, liver, or neck issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
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