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The Squanto Riverboat attraction, cunningly considered to be the premier primeval attraction at Disneyland
November 23, 1999
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The Squanto Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Squanto -- is a great way to see the stuff by the toxic waters of the Rivers of the Grand Californian. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Wild fool
- Boy and dog fading
- Teacup's next
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be full of noisy Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to buy special belts.
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