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The Squanto Riverboat attraction, haughtily considered to be the finest available attraction at Disneyland
August 28, 1990
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The Squanto Riverboat -- named for famous domestic author Squanto -- is a great way to see the plants while you sail the Water Attractions of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Deer drinking from a movie
- Two French scouts
- Mountain crows
- If traveling with a tour group, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland vacationers are able to imagine this attraction for a minute prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Notices
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- No babies or snacks allowed.
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