Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Squanto Riverboat attraction, officially considered to be the premier abominable attraction at Disneyland
August 30, 2003
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The Squanto Riverboat -- named for famous southern author Squanto -- is a great way to see the scenes by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Streams of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Deer burning from a creek
- Two Cardassian scouts
- Fort Badger
- Warning: in the middle of leap year, this attraction will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43".
- Oldest guest must be at least 38" tall.
- Must be at least 54" tall and 4 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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