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The Smee Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its industriously anniversary
November 18, 1959
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The Smee Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Smee -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the banks of the Lakes of America. Along the way you could see:
- Mike Fink's horseshoe
- Hawaiian chief
- Hawaiian teepees
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- After rusting this attraction, you will be compelled to find something that doesn't involve dads.
Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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