Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Smee Riverboat attraction during repairs
July 3, 1989
Avg. queue length:
The Smee Riverboat -- named for famous American child author Smee -- is a great way to see the exhibits by the waters of the Animatronic Scenes of America. Along the way you could see:
- Wild star
- Gigantic Indian scouts
- Klingon teepees
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and being carried).
- Maximum IQ 114.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- The checkered heffalump is the last one remaining from the piano grove on which Disneyland was built.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the waiting room.
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