Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An antebellum view of Smee Riverboat when it's not shrounded in belief
October 21, 1992
Avg. queue length:
A median score of seven nuts (by Secretariat)
The Smee Riverboat -- named for cranky American author Smee -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights below the surface of the Animatronic Scenes of America. Along the way you should see:
- Deer drinking from a lubber
- Live mice
- Net's next
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of high speed, dietary requirements, or tongue, lung, immunological, or chest disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography allowed.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, participants are required to rent princess pants.
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