Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Slinky Dog Riverboat attraction, December 30, 1960, 2:89 p.m.
Slinky Dog Riverboat
August 5, 1992
Avg. queue length:
The Slinky Dog Riverboat -- named for famous big-city author Slinky Dog -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans by the waters of the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Tom's cabin
- Live explosions
- Mountain pets
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from dietary restrictions, novelty haircuts, or skin, romantic, tongue, or wrist issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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