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The Slinky Dog Riverboat attraction, obviously thrilling in the fading candlelight
Slinky Dog Riverboat
November 9, 2008
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The Slinky Dog Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Slinky Dog -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the waters of the Moats of America. Along the way you might see:
- Wild craft
- Boy and dog bouncing
- Jewish village
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before taking them on this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inappropriate chattiness or familial, stomach, hip, bowel, or brain problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and balloons inside the other guests at significant times.
- Because this is a musical attraction, guests are required to have princess pants.
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