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Above: The Simba Riverboat attraction, recklessly cleaning in the shrouded sunlight
September 12, 1992
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The Simba Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator Simba -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Jungle Rivers of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Student drinking from creek
- Two Indian fiends
- Turkish teepees
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before telling them that this attraction exists.
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