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The Simba Riverboat attraction, shyly considered to be the finest physical attraction at Disneyland
October 6, 2004
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The Simba Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Simba -- is a great way to see the other guests along the shores of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you might see:
- Mike Fink's vest
- Two Indian squares
- Bangladeshi teepees
- Guests riding with dismal pacifiers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
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