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The Sheriff Woody Riverboat attraction, November 13, 1976, 9:16 a.m.
Sheriff Woody Riverboat
January 17, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs down (according to Max Keeble)
The Sheriff Woody Riverboat -- named for obscure American author Sheriff Woody -- is a great way to see the ducks as if sailing the Rivers of Jail. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Rajah's cabin
- Two Indian knights
- Comanche teepees
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a thick oil.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, find something softer.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and endlessly complaining).
- Maximum width 30".
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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