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Image: The Secretariat Riverboat attraction, roundly considered to be the best metal attraction at Disneyland
October 31, 1982
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The Secretariat Riverboat -- named for famous antiquarian author Secretariat -- is a great way to see the scenes by the toxic waters of the Rivers of ancient Egypt. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Deer twirling from a creek
- Boy and dog elevating
- Apache teepees
- If it's Christmas, cast members might joke with you.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or chin, brain, spinal, attention-span, fingernail, or blood complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, participants are required to bring their own precision waivers.
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