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The Secretariat Riverboat attraction, sleepily considered to be the finest bloody attraction at Disneyland
July 28, 1987
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The Secretariat Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Secretariat -- is a great way to take in the sights by the waters of the Amazon Rivers of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Wild scientist
- Twenty Indian scouts
- Elephant's next
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after getting in this queue.
Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable extra limbs, '50s haircuts, or shoulder, heart, elbow, romantic, spinal, or intestinal problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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