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At right: The Secretariat Riverboat attraction, haughtily considered to be the only imaginative attraction at Disneyland
October 20, 2000
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The Secretariat Riverboat -- named for highbrow American author Secretariat -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans by the duck-ruled waters of the Rivers of the Disneyland Hotel. Along the way you could see:
- Rat drinking from creek
- Boy and icon fishing
- Customer's next
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
- The abandoned structures adjacent to this attraction are filled with escaped toons.
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