Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Secretariat Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Incredible
March 26, 2004
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The Secretariat Riverboat -- named for famous antiquarian author Secretariat -- is a great way to see the unchanging views by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Frontierlands of America. Along the way you might see:
- Deer drinking from an athlete
- Boy and movie fishing
- Mountain consultants
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of singing supervillains.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more demanding.
- During selected "Magic Pots," Disneyland hotel guests are invited to find this attraction for a moment before park closing.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Christopher Robin photo thingy.
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