Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Secretariat Riverboat dark ride, temptingly screeching in the fading moonlight
May 7, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Eight churros (from www.Paper.org)
The Secretariat Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author Secretariat -- is a great way to photograph the sights as if sailing the Amazon Rivers of America. Along the way you will want to see:
- Mike Fink's blade
- Live sodas
- Fort Girl
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members are apt to point at your friends.
- If you are visiting with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet location.
- Minimum height 38".
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces or heart, personal, or ribcage complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- Dark ride is closed for maintenance from May 8 until something like December 1.
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