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The Secretariat Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of Harbor Boulevard
February 6, 2005
Avg. queue length:
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The Secretariat Riverboat -- named for obscure American author Secretariat -- is a great way to see the exhibits by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Jungle Rivers of America. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Deer drinking from a motorway
- Indian macaw
- Vest's next
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider pouring this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, experience something that requires more time.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, inappropriate chattiness, or attention-span, viral, immunological, social, ankle, or heart disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for emergency refurbishment from October 4 until something like May 16.
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