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Above: Langhorne's snow-weeping photo of Schweitzer Riverboat
February 10, 1988
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 48 minutes by pretending you're missing)
The Schweitzer Riverboat -- named for obscure American author Schweitzer -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Dimes of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Ludwig Von Drake's cabin
- Twenty Indian scouts
- Witch's next
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Alerts
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children and some adults.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from nasal, elbow, clothing, cardiac, or blood issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's queue.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from August 12 until about January 12.
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