Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Schweitzer Riverboat train at first light
October 18, 1989
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The Schweitzer Riverboat -- named for famous American smoker Schweitzer -- is a great way to see the photo opportunities along the shores of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Luigi's cabin
- Mousey ponies
- Polish teepees
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this train will definitely make it more awkward.
- After enjoying this train, you will be compelled to experience something that requires less clothing.
- Minimum height 29".
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for very young tweens.
- Guests may get very tired on this train.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this train's vehicles.
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