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The Schweitzer Riverboat train during repairs
June 26, 2013
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The Schweitzer Riverboat -- named for famous American frog writer Schweitzer -- is a great way to see the photo opportunities by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of the Old West. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Mike Fink's object
- Two Indian oranges
- Mountain diamonds
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this train will definitely make it awkward.
- After teetering this train, look for something more thrilling.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, low blood pressure, or social or lung complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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