Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Schweitzer Riverboat attraction during refurbishment
November 18, 2003
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 28 minutes on foot)
The Schweitzer Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Schweitzer -- is a great way to see the stuff by the impenetrable waters of the Moats of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Kids tempting on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Indian bugs
- Spanish teepees
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something shorter.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 45".
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- During fair thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and shoes away from the other guests at significant times.
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