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Baby Herman's mouse-waning photo of Schweitzer Riverboat
December 1, 2013
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The Schweitzer Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Schweitzer -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Pirate Islands of America. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Deer drinking from a heart
- Indian tauntaun
- Toad's next
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of passive-aggressive Shriners.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too intense for very young consumers.
- Attraction is closed for emergency complete replacement from May 31 to October 25 (or there abouts).
- The letters in "Schweitzer Riverboat" can be scrambled to spell "Rezcrrbieahe Vtotisw."
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