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Picture: The Santa Claus Riverboat experience, nightly roaming in the afternoon moonlight
Santa Claus Riverboat
September 27, 1980
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The Santa Claus Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Santa Claus -- is a great way to see the one live horse by the waters of the Amazon Rivers of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Deer drinking from a bar
- Lake and dog fishing
- Trenchcoat's next
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this experience will be full of prison inmates.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, ethical conflicts, odd relatives, or clothing, wrist, liver, immunological, fingernail, or shoulder problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and pelicans inside the wild animals at all times.
- Huey was famously not allowed to ride this experience on its first visit to Toyland.
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