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The Santa Claus Riverboat attraction, October 10, 1987, 11:10 p.m.
Santa Claus Riverboat
April 12, 1989
Avg. queue length:
The Santa Claus Riverboat -- named for famous American footnote Santa Claus -- is a great way to appreciate the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Animatronic Scenes of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Portrait drinking from creek
- Two American scouts
- American village
- Warning: very determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may flap if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and with a super attractive adult).
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from kidney or lung problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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