Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Sallah Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Tinker Bell
May 7, 1995
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The Sallah Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Sallah -- is a great way to take in the sights by the banks of the Rivers of a Racetrack. Along the way you will want to see:
- Mike Fink's mom
- Boy and chicken fishing
- Wookie teepees
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them candy after telling them that this attraction exists.
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, religious issues, androgynous clothing, or hair or cardiac problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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