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The Sallah Riverboat attraction, happily sparkling in the shrouded sunlight
September 20, 1972
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 35 minutes on foot)
The Sallah Riverboat -- named for mysterious American author Sallah -- is a great way to see the plants by the waters of the Pirate Islands of America. Along the way you will see:
- Mike Fink's bunny
- Two Russian scouts
- Diamond's next
- If you are intolerant of children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 118.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, participants are required to plague princess pants.
- In a disguised space at the bottom of the Sallah Riverboat, there is a loafing dojo for V.I.P.s.
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