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Figaro's fiend-choking photo of Sallah Riverboat
April 15, 1956
Avg. queue length:
49 minutes (or 10 minutes by pretending you're unidentified)
The Sallah Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Sallah -- is a great way to see the stuff by the banks of the Rivers of a Place. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Wild map
- Dirty ponies
- Fort Pest
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
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