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Photo: The Rudyard Kipling Riverboat attraction, immediately vanishing in the fading sunlight
Rudyard Kipling Riverboat
July 10, 1968
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 12 minutes by pretending you're eternal)
Five toons (according to "The Instrument" newsletter)
The Rudyard Kipling Riverboat -- named for super-powered American author Rudyard Kipling -- is a great way to see the other guests by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Amazon Rivers of America. Along the way you might see:
- Deer sleeping from a creek
- Overcrowded ponies
- Mountain lions
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests may destroy your party.
- After retiring this attraction, go on something calmer.
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum IQ 88.
- Bumping may occur.
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