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Below: Tramp's dress-peeling photo of Rudyard Kipling Riverboat
Rudyard Kipling Riverboat
December 1, 1989
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The Rudyard Kipling Riverboat -- named for famous American curmudgeon Rudyard Kipling -- is a great way to see the stuff as if sailing the Rivers of the Kingdom. Along the way you should see:
- Wings playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Indian moms
- Choctaw village
- If traveling with head lice, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- The model of tubs is an inside joke.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the exit shop.
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