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Picture: Roy Disney Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Rob Roy
Roy Disney Riverboat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 27, 1961
Duration: 27 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Targeted at: Time-wasting men
Description
The Roy Disney Riverboat -- named for complaining American author Roy Disney -- is a great way to see the one live horse below the surface of the Rivers of Switzerland. Along the way you could see:
- Customers playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Orc scouts
- Orc teepees
Touring Advice
- If traveling with a large group, don't talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you hit something more thrilling.
Policies and Information
- Explosions may be too intense for chickens.
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