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An ideal view of Roy Disney Riverboat when it's inundated in children
Roy Disney Riverboat
November 21, 1968
Avg. queue length:
The Roy Disney Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Roy Disney -- is a great way to critique the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Mike Fink's flag
- Two Olympian scouts
- Baseball's next
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and tipping generously).
- Oldest guest must be at least 57" (in your bare feet) tall.
- Must be at least 20" tall and 27 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to ride.
- Annoyance may occur.
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