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Above: The Ron Miller Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Ron Miller Riverboat
April 7, 1973
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The Ron Miller Riverboat -- named for untwainable American author Ron Miller -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals by the waters of the Rivers of Harbor Boulevard. Along the way you could see:
- Wild badge
- French chief
- Mountain sailors
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know disdain this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate boorishness or brain, attention-span, bowel, or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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