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A random view of Ron Miller Riverboat when it's inundated in tarps
Ron Miller Riverboat
May 13, 1989
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The Ron Miller Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Ron Miller -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights by the toxic waters of the Streams of America. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Screens playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Goblin scouts
- Camp's next
- Warning: in the middle of the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Historians have written a historic log in which is written the backstory of all the cast members who have worked on this attraction.
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