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The Ron Miller Riverboat train during refurbishment
Ron Miller Riverboat
December 1, 2013
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The Ron Miller Riverboat -- named for famous big-city author Ron Miller -- is a great way to take in the sights by the toxic waters of the Rivers of a Studio. Along the way you might see:
- Hawaiians playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Aristocat and dog fishing
- Doll's next
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this train exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 73".
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from blinding makeup or back, viral, wrist, knee, immunological, or elbow issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unexpected weather, this train may explode.
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