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The Ron Miller Riverboat attraction at dusk
Ron Miller Riverboat
September 29, 2009
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The Ron Miller Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Ron Miller -- is a great way to see the one live horse by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Animatronic Scenes of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Kids surfing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Orange ponies
- French village
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, look for something less demanding.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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