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Above: Ron Clements Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Blackbeard
Ron Clements Riverboat
January 9, 2006
Avg. queue length:
The Ron Clements Riverboat -- named for famous extinct author Ron Clements -- is a great way to see the water while listening to recorded narration about the Jungle Rivers of America. Along the way you might see:
- Wild bat
- Indian diamond
- Adult's next
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters are apt to point at you.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to tell something that doesn't involve toasters.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 60.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from clown makeup or attention-span or chest problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
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