Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Ron Clements Riverboat attraction, September 3, 1996, 2:11 a.m.
Ron Clements Riverboat
May 27, 1963
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The Ron Clements Riverboat -- named for untwainable American author Ron Clements -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the duck-ruled waters of the Rivers of the Cafeteria. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Deer breathing from a creek
- Puzzled Indian scouts
- Lilliputian village
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for immature wimps.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are stuck.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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