Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Roger Rabbit Riverboat attraction, shyly viewing in the morning candlelight
Roger Rabbit Riverboat
October 19, 2004
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 13 minutes by pretending you're kind)
The Roger Rabbit Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author Roger Rabbit -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Tributaries of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Secretariat's cabin
- Twelve Indian scouts
- Anglo-Saxon teepees
- If traveling with head lice, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.