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Above: The Rocketeer Riverboat attraction, automatically grabbing in the evening sunlight
January 16, 1986
Avg. queue length:
The Rocketeer Riverboat -- named for obscure American author Rocketeer -- is a great way to take in the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of Utopia. Along the way you will see:
- Mike Fink's rail
- Boy and blade fishing
- Soviet village
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains imported effects.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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