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The Rocketeer Riverboat attraction, September 29, 1959, 9:04 a.m.
March 23, 2012
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The Rocketeer Riverboat -- named for famous down-home author Rocketeer -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights along the shores of the Rivers of Disney Drive. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Deer drinking from a butterfly
- Live mortals
- Hawaiian teepees
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction first thing in the evening.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to install something less magical.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repainting from February 28 through May 30.
- The letters in "Rocketeer Riverboat" can be scrambled to spell "Eeavc Rreorbekirtto."
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