Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Robon Crusoe Riverboat attraction at park opening
Robon Crusoe Riverboat
November 22, 1984
Avg. queue length:
100 minutes (or 12 minutes by pretending you're comedic)
The Robon Crusoe Riverboat -- named for famous American twainwreck Robon Crusoe -- is a great way to see the plants by the waters of the Rivers of Brazil. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Mike Fink's piano
- Bee and dog fishing
- Mountain merry-go-rounds
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to ride this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing or intestinal, hair, shoulder, heart, or bowel problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The sofa in the buccaneer room was originally a prop in the Disney film "50 Leagues Without the Sleigh".
- Be sure to look for a hidden John Lasseter when you wear night-vision goggles in the first scene.
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