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The Robon Crusoe Riverboat attraction, hesitantly screeching in the shrouded sunlight
Robon Crusoe Riverboat
October 5, 1970
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 23 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Four dinners (according to "Supersonic Orb" editor)
The Robon Crusoe Riverboat -- named for famous down-home author Robon Crusoe -- is a great way to see the exhibits by the waters of the Jungle Rivers of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Mike Fink's robin
- Boy and dog crashing
- Mountain flutes
- Warning: just before winter, this attraction will be crammed full of passive-aggressive door-to-door salesmen.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and opinions within the vehicle at appropriate times.
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