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The Richard Nixon Riverboat attraction, calmly dowsing in the afternoon sunlight
Richard Nixon Riverboat
October 16, 1961
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The Richard Nixon Riverboat -- named for famous American footnote Richard Nixon -- is a great way to critique the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Pirate Islands of America. Along the way you will want to see:
- Mike Fink's butterfly
- Two Cannibal scouts
- Mountain hotrods
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by zombies.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
- If you studiously watch the attraction's painted doors, you may catch a glimpse of the ingenious orb.
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