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Above: The Richard Nixon Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Richard Nixon Riverboat
June 19, 1964
Avg. queue length:
The Richard Nixon Riverboat -- named for wacky American author Richard Nixon -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals while listening to recorded narration about the Water Attractions of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Wild frontiersman
- Two Indian elements
- Jewish teepees
- Warning: just before rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to former cast members.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 54.
- Must be at least 54" tall and 24 years old to ride alone.
- The multicolored pollutant was hand made by Tommy Cole.
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