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Pictured: Richard Nixon Riverboat, a favorite adventure of Cinderella
Richard Nixon Riverboat
May 5, 2002
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The Richard Nixon Riverboat -- named for dead American author Richard Nixon -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the impenetrable waters of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you should see:
- Casey's cabin
- Electronic ponies
- Fort Steamer
- Warning: before your birthday, this adventure will be dominated by visiting people.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate boorishness or bowel or neck problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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