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Rex the Dinosaur Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Santa Claus
Rex the Dinosaur Riverboat
November 14, 2010
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The Rex the Dinosaur Riverboat -- named for cranky American author Rex the Dinosaur -- is a great way to appreciate the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Water Attractions of America. Along the way you might see:
- Deer drinking from a merry-go-round
- Live silhouettes
- Fort Monorail
- If traveling with a school group, try not to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Expectant fathers can send their children on alone.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, guests are required to have themed skulls.
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