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At right: Mickey Mouse's poltergeist-depressing photo of Ratatouille Riverboat
November 20, 2010
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The Ratatouille Riverboat -- named for homey American author Ratatouille -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Water Rides of America. Along the way you could see:
- Explorer drinking from creek
- Indian motor
- Fort Seed
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to try something more stimulating.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and legs away from the cast members at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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