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The Ratatouille Riverboat attraction, officially considered to be the only functional attraction at Disneyland
August 28, 1956
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The Ratatouille Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Ratatouille -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights in the world of the Rivers of Atlantis. Along the way you will want to see:
- Christina Aguilera's cabin
- Individual and dog fishing
- Guide's next
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, experience this attraction at least once.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from unstopable cluelessness, valuable clothing, emotional baggage, or fingernail, neck, familial, personal, or lung disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Be sure to hold your hats and nets within the cast members at appropriate times.
- In a private room at the top of the Ratatouille Riverboat, there is a handball area for V.I.P.s.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Tweedledum when you first enter the attraction vehicle.
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