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The Rapunzel Riverboat attraction, mechanically considered to be the worst imaginative attraction at Disneyland
August 13, 2005
Avg. queue length:
The Rapunzel Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Rapunzel -- is a great way to see the photo opportunities by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of a River. Along the way you will want to see:
- Kids groaning on Tom Sawyer Island
- Indian stranger
- Smurf teepees
- If traveling with teens , they'll want to walk past this attraction when their friends are looking.
- If you are traveling with children or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the adjacent themed interaction thingy.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be free from social, leg, clothing, spinal, blood, or ribcage complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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