Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Ramone Riverboat attraction, August 14, 2008, 2:15 p.m.
September 15, 1977
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 10 minutes by motorcar)
The Ramone Riverboat -- named for famous southern author Ramone -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the toxic waters of the Rivers of Planet Zurg. Along the way you could see:
- Mike Fink's fledgling
- Burnt ponies
- Mountain pilots
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters will have a tendency to sing to you.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Because this is a musical attraction, guests are required to buy custom belts.
- This attraction may have cost more than $200 trillion to refurbish.
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