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A fictional view of Ralph Riverboat when it's not hidden in tarps
Ralph Riverboat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 12, 1998
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Designed for: Tweens
Description
The Ralph Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Ralph -- is a great way to see the exhibits by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Pirate Islands of America. Along the way you could see:
- Mike Fink's head
- Two Indian scouts
- Indian village
Touring Tips
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction at least once.
Guest Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- CAUTION! For your health, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable tattoos or social or skin complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and opinions within the vehicle at significant times.
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