Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Ralph Riverboat attraction during repairs
June 23, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nine happy faces
The Ralph Riverboat -- named for prolific American author Ralph -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Water Attractions of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Wild wheel
- Two Indian toys
- Irish village
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are traveling with small children or Incredible fanatics, you may want to also visit the adjacent Stitch photo thingy.
- The mint in the snowman room was originally a prop in the Disney film "2,000 Leagues After the Fool".
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