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The Rajah Riverboat attraction, cheaply cooking in the evening sunlight
August 6, 1976
Avg. queue length:
The Rajah Riverboat -- named for famous extinct author Rajah -- is a great way to critique the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Moats of America. Along the way you should see:
- Wild air
- Lost ponies
- Salvadoran teepees
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 47" (or 23.5" and in diapers).
- Maximum IQ 98.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- The carving was voiced by Thor.
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