Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rabbit Riverboat attraction, March 9, 1978, 1:46 a.m.
April 24, 1971
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 18 minutes with a FASTPASS)
The Rabbit Riverboat -- named for famous American footnote Rabbit -- is a great way to see the exhibits by the toxic waters of the Jungle Rivers of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Deer guiding from a creek
- Captive and dog fishing
- Branch's next
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum IQ 93.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from spinal, clothing, elbow, immunological, or romantic complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No shoplifting or snacks encouraged.
- This is the only popular attraction in Disneyland near which a glimpse of Michael Eisner can be experienced.
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