Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quasimodo Riverboat attraction, secretly considered to be the best disguised attraction at Disneyland
October 27, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Eight magics (from www.PassengerChat.name)
The Quasimodo Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator Quasimodo -- is a great way to see the stuff by the banks of the Moats of America. Along the way you will see:
- Wild badge
- Robotic Indian scouts
- German teepees
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 111.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or viral, immunological, wrist, or tongue problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested attraction.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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