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The Quasimodo Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of jail
April 1, 1999
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 30 minutes by pretending you're national)
The Quasimodo Riverboat -- named for famous American smoker Quasimodo -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals in the world of the Rivers of Tomorrowland. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Deer drinking from a devil
- Caucasian chief
- Bobsled's next
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in line.
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