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The Psycho the Weasel Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Psycho the Weasel Riverboat
June 4, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Approximately eight and a fraction Mickeys
The Psycho the Weasel Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Psycho the Weasel -- is a great way to see the displays as if sailing the Rivers of a Location. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Robins playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Venutian chief
- Fort Camp
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to keep your eyes open.
- Because this is a water attraction, adults are required to wear themed logs.
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