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The Psycho the Weasel Riverboat attraction, September 20, 1991, 3:02 a.m.

The Psycho the Weasel Riverboat attraction, September 20, 1991, 3:02 a.m.

Psycho the Weasel Riverboat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 4, 1979
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Designed by: Intellectually impaired locals

Description

The Psycho the Weasel Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Psycho the Weasel -- is a great way to see the unchanging views by the impenetrable waters of the Rivers of the Universe. Along the way you doubtless will see:

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