Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Practical Pig Riverboat attraction, February 1, 1957, 3:03 a.m.
Practical Pig Riverboat
December 31, 2000
Avg. queue length:
X teacups (from "The Pencil" Twitter stream, 1986)
The Practical Pig Riverboat -- named for untwainable American author Practical Pig -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Water Rides of America. Along the way you should see:
- Beverly's cabin
- Boy and brush fishing
- Caucasian teepees
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put in earplugs while getting in line.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something calmer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant snails should avoid this attraction.
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