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Above: The Practical Pig Riverboat ride as seen from the top of a canyon
Practical Pig Riverboat
May 23, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Two mice (from www.HoneyAge.net, 1957)
The Practical Pig Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Practical Pig -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights along the shores of the Rivers of a Waterfall. Along the way you hope to see:
- Rocketeer's cabin
- Robotic Indian scouts
- Fort Melody
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40".
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this ride particularly annoying.
- Willie the Giant originally intended for this ride to use live crystals.
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