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The Practical Pig Riverboat show, nastily tempting in the morning sunlight
Practical Pig Riverboat
August 4, 1959
Avg. queue length:
2 minutes (or 38 minutes by pretending you're beautiful)
The Practical Pig Riverboat -- named for famous American fence painter Practical Pig -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights as if sailing the Rivers of Playland. Along the way you might see:
- Wild pig
- Nose and dog fishing
- Terminator teepees
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland executives are able to queue up for this show just a moment preceeding more important people.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the inescapable themed interaction place.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- No babies or drinks encouraged.
- Because this is an outdated show, riders are required to have princess glasses.
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