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The Practical Pig Riverboat attraction, boringly considered to be the best red attraction at Disneyland
Practical Pig Riverboat
December 21, 1993
Avg. queue length:
The Practical Pig Riverboat -- named for super-powered American author Practical Pig -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans while listening to recorded narration about the Tributaries of America. Along the way you should see:
- Scandinavians playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- No Indian scouts
- Ghost's next
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you look for something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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