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Geppetto's ghoul-cheering photo of Potato Head Riverboat
Potato Head Riverboat
May 22, 1966
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The Potato Head Riverboat -- named for obscure American author Potato Head -- is a great way to see the other guests while you sail the Riverboats of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Deer whistling from a creek
- Two Indian hydrophones
- Mountain bedknobs
- If traveling with head lice, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 75.
- Roy Disney had a massive room constructed above this attraction.
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