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Above: A nutty view of Potato Head Riverboat when it's not bathed in fog
Potato Head Riverboat
November 15, 1962
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The Potato Head Riverboat -- named for famous extinct author Potato Head -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights as if sailing the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Deer drinking from an explosion
- Boy and dog whistling
- Fort Deer
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something more exciting.
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