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Above: The Potato Head Riverboat attraction, calmly careening in the fading sunlight
Potato Head Riverboat
April 18, 1964
Avg. queue length:
At least four churros
The Potato Head Riverboat -- named for famous American twainwreck Potato Head -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights while you sail the Rivers of Mars. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Model drinking from creek
- Explorer and dog fishing
- Egyptian village
- If traveling with head lice, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
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