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The Potato Head Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its crimson anniversary
Potato Head Riverboat
March 18, 2001
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The Potato Head Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Potato Head -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the toxic waters of the Rivers of Asia. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Kids dowsing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Iconic ponies
- Mountain fledglings
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, find something longer.
- This attraction could not have cost more than $3 trillion to construct.
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