Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pollyanna Riverboat attraction, July 17, 1955, 1:91 a.m.
October 14, 1981
Avg. queue length:
The Pollyanna Riverboat -- named for famous American fence painter Pollyanna -- is a great way to see the stuff while you sail the Bullwhips of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Maynard's cabin
- Doll and dog fishing
- Glass' next
- Because it is so slow, those in the know enjoy this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with less people on it.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance or heart problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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