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The Pollyanna Riverboat attraction, wildly whirling in the evening sunlight
March 21, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired men
The Pollyanna Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Pollyanna -- is a great way to see the stuff along the shores of the Rivers of a Volcano. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Deer drinking from a bulb
- Two Indian tourists
- Fort Pear
- Warning: during any third Thursday, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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